How To Beg For Money And Get Rich

Begging for money is an art that has only been perfected by a select few. These extremely successful beggars may appear to be homeless, but in reality they are just out there grinding just like everybody else. With the right strategy, you too can make upwards of $50 or more per day simply asking pedestrians for money.

1. Pick A City

Plain and simple, you can't become a successful beggar in a rural area. There simply aren't enough people in farm country to make a living begging for money, and don't waste your time with the cows, they've got nothing. Uproot your family and make your way down to a big city like Newark or Columbus. Don't bother with New York, Los Angeles, or Chicago, as the beggar population is far too competitive there, and you won't be able to gain traction.

2. Scout Locations

Once you arrive in your chosen city, you'll need to walk around for a while and get a feel for the place. If you have the money, by all means get an apartment, but if you don't there are always shops throwing out boxes, so you can build your family a nice four bedroom home in an alley. Look for the areas that are heavily populated with tourists, and pick a few spots to post up. Be sure not to intrude on any other beggar's territory, as you don't want to run into problems.

3. Perfect Your Approach

It's going to take a bit of practice before you're really rolling in the dough. Spend some time trying different ways to ask people for money, and spend even more time learning how to judge people. Some professional beggars report record highs of up to $200 on a busy Saturday, and all of them know how to pick their targets. If you acquire a good eye for the tourist with good intentions, then you can easily pull in enough money to feed your family and much, much more.

Now you're ready to start filling your pockets with the money of hardworking tourists. Keep on the move, and keep working on your strategy, and before long you'll have plenty of cash. The best part about it is you never have to get a real job. You get to experience humanity firsthand, in all it's horrid beauty.